one else out of the bathroom。 when i got to the breakfast table they were having an argument which went to the tune of ‘yes； you did！’ ‘no； i didn’t！’ ‘yes； you did！’ ‘no； i didn’t！’ and looked like going on for the rest of the morning； until i told them to cheese it。 there are only the two of them； billy； aged seven； and lorna； aged eleven。 it’s a peculiar feeling that i have towards the kids。 a great deal of the time i can hardly stick the sight of them。 as for their conversation； it’s just unbearable。 they’re at that dreary bread…and…butter age when a kid’s mind revolves round things like rulers； pencil…boxes； and who got top marks in french。 at other times； especially when they’re asleep； i have quite a different feeling。 sometimes i’ve stood over their cots； on summer evenings when it’s light； and watched them sleeping； with their round faces and their tow…coloured hair； several shades lighter than mine； and it’s given me that feeling you read about in the bible when it says your bowels yearn。 at such times i feel that i’m just a kind of dried…up seed…pod that doesn’t matter twopence and that my sole importance has been to bring these creatures into the world and feed them while they’re growing。 but that’s only at moments。 most of the time my separate existence looks pretty important to me； i feel that there’s life in the old dog yet and plenty of good times ahead； and the notion of myself as a kind of tame dairy…cow for a lot of women and kids to chase up and down doesn’t appeal to me。
we didn’t talk much at breakfast。 hilda was in her ‘i don’t know what we’re going to do！’ mood； partly owing to the price of butter and partly because the christmas holidays were nearly over and there was still five pounds owing on the school fees for last term。 i ate my boiled egg and spread a piece of bread with golden crown marmalade。 hilda will persist in buying the stuff。 it’s fivepence…halfpenny a pound； and the label tells you； in the smallest print the law allows； that it contains ‘a certain proportion of neutral fruit…juice’。 this started me off； in the rather irritating way i have sometimes； talking about neutral fruit…trees； wondering what they looked like and what countries they grew in； until finally hilda got angry。 it’s not that she minds me chipping her； it’s only that in some obscure way she thinks it’s wicked to make jokes about anything you save money on。
i had a look at the paper； but there wasn’t much news。 down in spain and over in china they were murdering one another as usual； a woman’s legs had been found in a railway waiting…room； and king zog’s wedding was wavering in the balance。 finally； at about ten o’clock； rather earlier than i’d intended； i started out for town。 the kids had gone off to play in the public gardens。 it was a beastly raw morning。 as i stepped out of the front door a nasty little gust of wind caught the soapy patch on my neck and made me suddenly feel that my clothes didn’t fit and that i was sticky all over。
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PART Ⅰ…2
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do you know the road i live in—ellesmere road； west bletchley？ even if you don’t； you know fifty others exactly like it。
you know how these streets fester all over the inner…outer suburbs。 always the same。 long； long rows of little semi…detached houses— the numbers in ellesmere road run to 212 and ours is 191—as much alike as council houses and generally uglier。 the stucco front； the creosoted gate； the privet hedge； the green front door。 the laurels； the myrtles； the hawthorns； mon abri； mon repos； belle vue。 at perhaps one house in fifty some anti…social type who’ll probably end in the workhouse has painted his front door blue instead of green。
that sticky feeling round my neck had put me into a demoralized kind of mood。 it’s curious how it gets you down to have a sticky neck。 it seems to take all the bounce out of you； like when you suddenly discover in a public place that the sole of one of your shoes is ing off。 i had no illusions about myself that morning。 it was almost as if i could stand at a distance and watch myself ing down the road； with my fat； red face and my false teeth and my vulgar clothes。 a chap like me is incapable of looking like a gentleman。 even if you saw me at two hundred yards’ distance you’d know immediately—not； perhaps； that i was in the insurance business； but that i was some kind of tout or salesman。 the clothes i was wearing were practically the uniform of the tribe。 grey herring…bone suit； a bit the worse for wear； blue overcoat costing fifty shillings； bowler hat； and no gloves。 and i’ve got the look that’s peculiar to people who sell things on mission； a kind of coarse； brazen look。 at my best moments； when i’ve got a new suit or when i’m smoking a cigar； i might pass for a bookie or a publican； and when things are very bad i might be touting vacuum cleaners； but at ordinary times you’d place me correctly。 ‘five to ten quid a week’； you’d say as soon as you saw me。 economically and socially i’m about at the average level of ellesmere road。
i had the street pretty much to myself。 the men had bunked to catch the 8。21 and the women were fiddling with the gas…stoves。 when you’ve time to look about you； and when you happen to be in the right mood； it’s a thing that makes you laugh inside to walk down these streets in the inner…outer suburbs and to think of the lives that go on there。 because； after all； what is a road like ellesmere road？ just a prison with the cells all in a row。 a line of semidetached torture…chambers where the poor little five…to…ten… pound…a…weekers quake and shiver； every one of them with the boss twisting his tail and his wife riding him like the nightmare and the kids sucking his blood like leeches。 there’s a lot of rot talked about the sufferings of the working class。 i’m not so sorry for the proles myself。 did you ever know a navvy who lay awake thinking about the sack？ the prole suffers physically； but he’s a free man when he isn’t working。 but in every one of those little stucco boxes there’s some poor bastard who’s never free except when he’s fast asleep and dreaming that he’s got the boss down the bottom of a well and is bunging lumps of coal at him。
of course； the basic trouble with people like us； i said to myself； is that we all imagine we’ve got something to lose。 to begin with； nine…tenths of the people in ellesmere road are under the impression that they own their houses。 ellesmere road； and the whole quarter surrounding it； until you get to the high street； is part of a huge racket called the hesperides estate； the property of the cheerful credit building society。 building societies are probably the cleverest racket of modern times。 my own line； insurance； is a swindle； i admit； but it’s an open swindle with the cards on the table。 but the beauty of the building society swindles is that your victims think you’re doing them a kindness。 you wallop them； and they lick your hand。 i sometimes think i’d like to have the hesperides estate surmounted by an enormous statue to the god of building societies。 it would be a queer sort of god。 among other things it would be bisexual。 the top half would be a managing director and the bottom half would be a wife in the family way。 in one hand it would carry an enormous key—the key of the workhouse； of course—and in the other—what do they call those things like french horns with presents ing out of them？—a cornucopia； out of which would be pouring portable radios； life… insurance policies； false teeth； aspirins； french letters； and concrete garden rollers。
as a matter of fact； in ellesmere road we don’t own our houses； even when we’ve finished paying for them。 they’re not freehold； only leasehold。 they’re priced at five…fifty； payable over a period of sixteen years； and they’re a class of house； which； if you bought them for cash down； would cost round about three…eighty。 that represents a profit of a hundred and seventy for the cheerful credit； but needless to say that cheerful credit makes a lot more out of it than that。 three…eighty includes the builder’s profit； but the cheerful credit； under the name of wilson & bloom； builds the houses itself and scoops the builder’s profit。 all it has to pay for is the materials。 but it also scoops the profit on the materials； because under the name of brookes & scatterby it sells itself the bricks； tiles； doors； window…frames； sand； cement； and； i think； glass。 and it wouldn’t altogether surprise me to learn that under yet another alias it sells itself the timber to make the doors and window…frames。 also—and this was something which we really might have foreseen； though it gave us all a knock when we discovered it—the cheerful credit doesn’t always keep to its end of the bargain。 when ellesmere road was built it gave on some open fields—nothing very wonderful； but good for the kids to play in— known as platt’s meadows。 there was nothing in black and white； but it had always been understood that platt’s meadows weren’t to be built on。 however； west bletchley was a growing suburb； rothwell’s jam factory had opened in ‘28 and the anglo…american all…steel bicycle factory started in ‘33； and the population was increasin