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  ^Well�察�that¨s the point。 Who¨s interested in politics�拭�In any case�察�it¨s a professional ghostwriter he needs�察�my friend�察�not another goddamned politico。 ̄ He glanced around。 It was an iron rule of the club that no business could be discussed on the premises!a problem for Rick�察�seeing as he never discussed anything else。 ^Marty Rhinehart paid ten million dollars for these memoirs on two conditions。 First�察�it¨d be in the stores within two years。 Second�察�Lang wouldn¨t pull any punches about the war on terror。 From what I hear�察�he¨s nowhere near meeting either requirement。 Things got so bad around Christmas�察�Rhinehart gave him the use of his vacation house on the Vineyard so that Lang and McAra could work without any distractions。 I guess the pressure must have gotten to McAra。 The state medical examiner found enough booze in his blood to put him four times over the driving limit。 ̄

  ^So it was an accident�拭�

  ^Accident�拭�Suicide�拭院�He casually flicked his hand。 ^Who¨ll ever know�拭�What does it matter�拭�It was the book that killed him。 ̄

  ^That¨s encouraging�察院�I said。

  While Rick went on with his pitch�察�I stared at my plate and imagined the former prime minister looking down at his assistant¨s cold white face in the mortuary!staring down at his ghost�察�I suppose one could say。 How did it feel�拭�I am aly clients。 I must ask it a hundred times a day during the interview phase�此�How did it feel��How did it feel�拭�And mostly they can¨t answer�察�which is why they have to hire me to supply their memories�察�by the end of a successful collaboration I am more them than they are。 I rather enjoy this process�察�to be honest�此�the brief freedom of being someone else。 Does that sound creepy�拭�If so�察�let me add that real craftsmanship is required。 I not only extract from people their life stories�察�I impart a shape to those lives that was often invisible�察�sometimes I give them lives they never even realized they had。 If that isn¨t art�察�what is��

  I said�察 �Should I have heard of McAra�拭�

  ^Yes�察�so let¨s not admit you haven¨t。 He was some kind of aide when Lang was prime minister。 Speechwriting�察�policy research�察�political strategy。 When Lang resigned�察�McAra stayed with him�察�to run his office。 ̄

  I grimaced。 ^I don¨t know�察�Rick。 ̄

  Throughout lunch I¨d been half watching an elderly television actor at the next table。 He¨d been famous when I was a child for playing the single parent of teenage girls in a sitcom。 Now�察�as he rose unsteadily and started to shuffle toward the exit�察�he looked as though he¨d been made up to act the role of his own corpse。 That was the type of person whose memoirs I ghosted�此�people who had fallen a few rungs down the celebrity ladder�察�or who had a few rungs left to climb�察�or who were just about clinging to the top and were desperate to cash in while there was still time。 I was abruptly overwhelmed by the ridiculousness of the whole idea that I might collaborate on the memoirs of a prime minister。

  ^I don¨t know! ̄ I began again�察�but Rick interrupted me。

  ^Rhinehart Inc。 are getting frantic。 They¨re holding a beauty parade at their London office tomorrow morning。 Maddox himself is flying over from New York to represent the company。 Lang¨s sending the lawyer who negotiated the original deal for him!the hottest fixer in Washington�察�a very smart guy by the name of Sidney Kroll。 I¨ve other clients I could put in for this�察�so if you¨re not up for it�察�just tell me now。 But from the way they¨ve been talking�察�I think you¨re the best fit。 ̄

  ^Me�拭�You¨re kidding。 ̄

  ^No。 I promise you。 They need to do something radical!take a risk。 It¨s a great opportunity for you。 And the money will be good。 The kids won¨t starve。 ̄

  ^I don¨t have any kids。 ̄

  ^No�察院�said Rick with a wink�察 �but I do。 ̄

  WE PARTED ON THEsteps of the club。 Rick had a car waiting outside with its engine running。 He didn¨t offer to drop me anywhere�察�which made me suspect he was off to see another client�察�to whom he would make exactly the same pitch he had just made to me。 What is the collective noun for a group of ghosts�拭�A train�拭�A town�拭�A haunt�拭�At any rate�察�Rick had plenty of us on his books。 Take a look at the bestseller lists�此�you would be amazed how much of it is the work of ghosts�察�novels as well as nonfiction。 We are the phantom operatives who keep publishing going�察�like the unseen workers beneath Walt Disney World。 We scuttle along the subterranean tunnels of celebrity�察�popping up here and there�察�dressed as this character or that�察�preserving the seamless illusion of the Magic Kingdom。

  ^See you tomorrow�察院�he said�察�and dramatically�察�in a puff of exhaust fumes�察�he was gone�此�Mephistopheles on a fifteen percent commission。 I stood for a minute�察�undecided�察�and if I had been in another part of London it is still just possible things might have gone differently。 But I was in that narrow zone where Soho washes up against Covent Garden�此�a trash´strewn strip of empty theaters�察�dark alleys�察�red lights�察�snack bars�察�and bookshops!so many bookshops you can start to feel ill just looking at them�察�from the tiny little rip´off specialist dealers in Cecil Court to the cut´price behemoths of Charing Cross Road。 I often drop into one of the latter�察�to see how my titles are displayed�察�and that was what I did that afternoon。 Once inside�察�it was only a short step across the scuffed red carpet of the ^Biography & Memoir ̄ department�察�and suddenly I had gone from ^Celebrity ̄ to ^Politics。 ̄

  I was surprised by how much they had on the former prime minister!an entire shelf�察�everything from the early hagiography��Adam Lang�此�Statesman for Our Time �察�to a recent hatchet job titledWould You Adam and Eve It�拭�The Collected Lies of Adam Lang �察�both by the same author。 I took down the thickest biography and opened it at the photographs�此�Lang as a toddler�察�feeding a bottle of milk to a lamb beside a drystone wall�察�Lang as Lady Macbeth in a school play�察�Lang dressed as a chicken in a Cambridge University Footlights revue�察�Lang as a distinctly stoned´looking merchant banker in the nineteen seventies�察�Lang with his wife and young children on the doorstep of a new house�察�Lang wearing a rosette and waving from an open´topped bus on the day he was elected to parliament�察�Lang with his colleagues�察�Lang with world leaders�察�with pop stars�察�with soldiers in the Middle East。 A bald customer in a scuffed leather coat browsing the shelf next to me stared at the cover。 He held his nose with one hand and mimed flushing a toilet with the other。

  I moved around the corner of the bookcase and looked up McAra�察�Michael in the index。 There were only five or six innocuous references!no reason�察�in other words�察�why anyone outside the party or the government need ever have heard of him�察�so to hell with you�察�Rick�察�I thought。 I flicked back to the photograph of the prime minister seated smiling at the cabinet table�察�with his Downing Street staff arrayed behind him。 The caption identified McAra as the burly figure in the back row。 He was slightly out of focus!a pale�察�unsmiling�察�dark´haired smudge。 I squinted more closely at him。 He looked exactly the sort of unappealing inadequate who is congenitally drawn to politics and makes people like me stick to the sports pages。 You¨ll find a McAra in any country�察�in any system�察�standing behind any leader with a political machine to operate�此�a greasy engineer in the boiler room of power。 And this was the man who had been entrusted to ghost a ten´million´dollar memoir�拭�I felt professionally affronted。 I bought myself a small pile of research material and headed out of the bookshop with a growing conviction that maybe Rick was right�此�perhaps I was the man for the job。

  It was obvious the moment I got outside that another bomb had gone off。 At Tottenham Court Road people were surging up above ground from all four exits of the tube station like storm water from a blocked drain。 A loudspeaker said something about ^an incident at Oxford Circus。 ̄ It sounded like an edgy romantic comedy��Brief Encounter meets the war on terror。 I carried on up the road�察�unsure of how I would get home!taxis�察�like false friends�察�tending always to vanish at the first sign of trouble。 In the window of one of the big electrical shops�察�the crowd watched the same news bulletin relayed simultaneously on a dozen televisions�此�aerial shots of Oxford Circus�察�black smoke gushing out of the underground station�察�thrusts of orange flame。 An electronic ticker running across the bottom of the screen announced a suspected suicide bomber�察�many dead and injured�察�and gave an emergency number to call。 Above the rooftops a helicopter tilted and circled。 I could smell the smoke!an acrid�察�eye´reddening blend of diesel and burning plastic。

  It took me two full hours to walk home�察�lugging my heavy bag of books!up to Marylebone Road and then westward toward Paddington。 As usual�察�the entire tube system had been shut down to check for further bombs�察�so had the main railway stations。 The traffic on either side of the wide street was stalled and�察�on past form�察�would remain so until evening。 ��If only Hitler had known he didn¨t need a whole air force to paralyze London�察�I thought��
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